|I once had a girlfriend who complained that I wasn't romantic enough and that a previous boyfriend had written her poetry. So, not to be outdone, I wrote her a poem a day for 3 days. Guys, if you have the same problem, feel free to use these as your own.....hehe! Or maybe not.|
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|My father used to say, "Son, if you do that you'll go blind."
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|Here's an example of some of the great advice you can get from
Uncle John's Gauranteed Romance Advice
|Subject: For girls - How to get more attention from guys|
|When you first meet a guy, casually mention that most of the girls won't hang out with you because of your reputation.
When a guy introduces himself, say, "Do you live close by."
Wear really short dresses and bend over a lot. Guys love that plus it keeps you fresh and airy.
Always be at the bar at closing time and when you hear "last call" start introducing yourself around.
Never use the line "coffee, tea or me" unless you have some coffee and tea with you just in case.
Wear a wet T-shirt whenever possible.
Tell men that you have always been a tomboy and ask them if they want to wrestle.
Shave your head and ask men to sign it.
Encourage past lover to brag about how easy you were.
Offer men money to go out with you.
When talking with men, casually try to work the word "nipples" into the conversation.
When at the pool, loosen your top before diving.
Wear your hair up and pinch your neck to simulate hickeys.
Sneak into the men's bathroom and write your name and phone number on the wall.
Wear a name tag that reads, "Do Me."
Guys love their cars. When you see a guy in a car, say, "Hey, nice car" and show him your "Do Me" name tag..
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